DSi World Super Cool Brothers Ninja Attack

Once there were two powerful teenagers that were ninjas. One was named Patrick Fishball Farting Pants. The other was named Nathaniel. Another friend of Nathaniel was a ninja called Tommy. Sometimes Tommy would go on missions with Patrick and Nathaniel. One day all three ninjas were on a mission to fight the evil ninja named Ninja Side Knife Thrower. The evil ninja was trying to take every one's memory away by using his DSi memory taker. (is a free application ya know that you too can download) The three friends had to stop the evil ninja by using their new weapon. The new weapon was called the DSi Skate border Transformer or DSiST for short. The DSiST, which is a pay application, would assist the friends by blocking the internet capabilities of any DSi using the memory taker application. Can I have some fired chicken now???